BIG NEWS, Adventurers!
The Easter Bunny has hijacked a Green Zebra Adventures Tomcar!
Because we love celebrities (and because he’s such good friends with Green the Zebra) we let the Easter Bunny come on a tour today for free. While out on tour this morning, the Easter Bunny was quite impressed with the speed and agility of the Tomcar as well as it’s spring color scheme. At the second stop on the tour located at the Verde River the Easter Bunny refused to get out of the car stating that he was afraid of the Diamondback rattle snakes near the prickly pear cactus.
While the rest of the group was looking at the river and said snakes, the Easter Bunny threw his car into gear and tore off. He has not been seen since. The only communication we have had with Green the Zebra was via text and has since gone radio silent. Here’s what Green said:
“E.B. has got eggs in his head. Won’t slow down. Thank stripes for these seat belts!”
“E.B. says we’re not stopping until we deliver all of the baskets! HELP! I can’t live off of jelly beans!”
“He must be sugar high! Get me outa here!!!!”
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the Easter Bunny, Green the Zebra or the Green Zebra Adventures Tomcar, please call 1-866-703-2622. The suspect was last seen fleeing Ft. McDowell Adventures and is rumored to be delivering Easter baskets all over the world.
Thanks for your help and Happy Easter!